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To end a phone call by slamming it violently on the ground. The motion resembles how an NFL player spikes the football on the ground after scoring a touchdown. This action usually destroys the phone completely which is why it is such a rare and exciting event. Most likely derived from the football slang term pick-house.
"I knew Steve was completely wasted when he took his phone-house in the middle of the bar."
"I was so pissed when I found out she slept with Jake, that I took my phone-house."
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Very expensive, large instrument used for rectal pleasure.
Why split my logs I can just sell them and pay off my house geese...
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A sex and slavery cult located in Clyde, Texas where the leader only cares for his wealth and houses.
The cult claims to be the true place for salvation, its also a doomsday cult.
Imagine being the House Of Yahweh, feels bad.
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A sham house is a house or home that is built to look like it has an abundance of square footage from the outside, but is actually quite small on the inside, like when the garage is attached and the garage door is not visible from the street, making the garage appear to be living space from the outside when it actually is just the garage.
"Wow, did you see Chuck's new house? I drove by it today and man, is it impressive! He must have like 5 bedrooms, 2 living rooms and a game room in that thing!"
"Yeah, he invited me over when he first bought it, and its smaller than it looks. It's just a sham house. He calls it his palace, but I was like; "Yeah right, more like BuckingSHAM Palace.""
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Another name for an outhouse, or out door shitter. Sounds much nicer, doesn't it?
"Uh oh, I have to use the taffy house"
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When your bro's family is gone at a conpetition and his house is empty so you have a party
Jordan's had an empty house so we had a party.
Dang that's one empty house. We should party.
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An appartment, town home, or house in which a military member and family are placed without choice. Utilized to oppress service members family from normal day to day activities. Also used to conduct social experiments on those who occupy the premises without their concent. Ruled by an elite group of officers or one dictator.
What do you mean you can't make s'mores in your back yard? You must live in military housing.
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