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A straight girl-on-girl hook up is where two straight girls have sex. The girls can not be lesbian or bisexual. This is also called and Experiment.
Jane: Did you hear?
Penny: What, did Fat Felicia have liposuction?
Jane: Sara and Leslie had a Straight Lesbian Hook Up!
Penny: But they have boyfriends!
Jane: So do I but I had sex with Ellie!
Penny: WHY ARE ALL THE STRAIGHT GIRLS SLEEPING WITH THEIR FRIENDS WHILE THEY HAVE BOYFRIENDS!
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The act of double-fisting a shemale whilst giving them a hand-job and/or braiding their pubic hair.
Dude! I just dipped that woman in some Lesbian Meat Sauce!
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A lesbian that was caught on the way out of the closet that now lives in your basement eating milk and crackers and claims most of you time.
a)so what are we going to do tomorrow?
b)sorry we'll have to plan later the lesbian living in my basement ecscaped and wants me to play risk with her
a)can't you say no or later?
b) umm... she rocking on the back of my chair yelling so not really...
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an inclusive umbrella term that encompasses anyone whom wants to hold on to their former lesbian identity
Lesbian is one or the other, why not have a demi lesbian flag?
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An AFAB who is a lesbian but also kinda trans. Like would get top surgery. Not to be confused with non binary lesbians.
“Hey are you going to the forest race?”
“ Who all is gonna be there?”
“You know, all the trans-lesbians”
“Word, I’m there!”
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When a lesbian makes friends with a straight girl, invites her over, and gets her wet. She is now bisexual, and she has become an example of why straight girls are like spaghetti.
Deja claims to be straight but I invited her over as a "friend" and made lesbian home-cooked pasta. She was straight until I got her wet
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A lesbian who is tired of eating pussy, but will not give into dick. A Vegan Carpet Muncher may eat it sometimes, but may just look the other way. She may eat the occasional steak just to not eat pussy. A Vegan Carpet Muncher has troubles admitting she is a Carpet Muncher, after being a Vegan for so long, she may just give up and be just a regular Carpet Muncher. To spot a Vegan Carpet Muncher just watch for the girls who never eat any pussy, only say, kissing, dildo playing, never any licking of any such.
Christie- So I hear your a Carpet Muncher?
Lori- No, I'm a Vegan Carpet Muncher.
Christie? A what?
Lori- I don't like pussy.
Christie- So then your not a lesbian?
Lori- No, I am. I just don't like pussy.
Christie- So your a Lesbian Vegan Carpet Muncher?
Lori- Yep!!
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