meat ditch

A female who tries present herself as someone with character, but is really only interested in getting laid.

"Melanie comes off with a 'Holier Than Thou' attitude with everyone. But at the end of the day she is just another meat ditch."

Meat Shower

A gathering of people strongly dominated by muscle yielding, stupid men.

"Man, that bar was a total meat shower"

"Hey, you wanna go to Water Street tonight.?" "Ya, only if I liked a good meat shower."

taco meat

The chest hair of an African-American male.

Myrtis likes to run her fingers through Luba's taco meat.

meat nectar

n. Semen (cum, ejaculate, jizz, jism, love juice, sperm, spooge, spunk)

So I was down at the glory hole and this dude pulled out on me and got meat nectar in my eye. That bitch!

meat brick

Some putrid, soggy hunk of meat in the form of a brick that is trying to imitate meatloaf.

What do you mean meatloaf, all I grew up with were meat bricks, I still can't get the taste out of my mouth...

Meat Mouth

An omnivore, carnivore, or meat eater.

Caroline: So how was your date with Tim?
Emily: I don't know... We went to dinner and dude ordered a hamburger.

Caroline: Ew. He's a meat mouth?

Emily: Yup. I mean, I liked him, but now that I've seen him chew and swallow a burned-up animal, I'm grossed out.

Caroline: I don't blame you.
Emily: Just the idea of sticking my tongue in his mouth makes me want to puke.

meat belt

excess skin on the hips and waist.

"That ain't no muffin top, that's a meat belt!"