meat ditch

A female who tries present herself as someone with character, but is really only interested in getting laid.

"Melanie comes off with a 'Holier Than Thou' attitude with everyone. But at the end of the day she is just another meat ditch."

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Meat Shower

A gathering of people strongly dominated by muscle yielding, stupid men.

"Man, that bar was a total meat shower"

"Hey, you wanna go to Water Street tonight.?" "Ya, only if I liked a good meat shower."

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taco meat

The chest hair of an African-American male.

Myrtis likes to run her fingers through Luba's taco meat.

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meat brick

Some putrid, soggy hunk of meat in the form of a brick that is trying to imitate meatloaf.

What do you mean meatloaf, all I grew up with were meat bricks, I still can't get the taste out of my mouth...

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meat nectar

n. Semen (cum, ejaculate, jizz, jism, love juice, sperm, spooge, spunk)

So I was down at the glory hole and this dude pulled out on me and got meat nectar in my eye. That bitch!

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Meat Mouth

An omnivore, carnivore, or meat eater.

Caroline: So how was your date with Tim?
Emily: I don't know... We went to dinner and dude ordered a hamburger.

Caroline: Ew. He's a meat mouth?

Emily: Yup. I mean, I liked him, but now that I've seen him chew and swallow a burned-up animal, I'm grossed out.

Caroline: I don't blame you.
Emily: Just the idea of sticking my tongue in his mouth makes me want to puke.

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meat yarmulke

Unfortunate incidence of MPB (Male Pattern Baldness) located at the crown of an ever-thinning head of hair, the pink, fleshy scap is exposed.

"Yikes, I though that guy my aunt set me up with was a real catch...until his slathered SPF 50 on his meat yarmulke! Sick!"

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