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When you cum in a girls eye with such velocity that she is forced to wear an eye patch for a period of time.
Why’s Katie walking around with an eyepatch?
Oh, Eric Pirate Eye’d her last week.
Cumming in a girls eye and making her close it then yelling arghhhh
When a female takes a shit in a mans mouth and right when it’s about to drop she yells “Arghh” while he is wearing a pirate hat and eye patch
Honey I can’t wait to go home and become your slutty muddy pirate an I might even walk the plank
A gang server that has been running for 7+ months games (ft. Grand piece online, Your bizarre adventure and many more!) a few months ago someone known as Ender chose someone to be a new owner for the server! The new owner, well known as Piclano. Everyone disliked him after he nuked the original server (Dababy empire) But now the server is well running with many people to make friends with!
We are going to ally with Bizarre Pirates!
When you sneak into your grandads room and steal all his 1960s erotica and vigorously masterbate whilst dressed like Jack sparrow
Girl 1, "found me pops porn"
Girl 2 "oh sweet did you do the old poon Pirate"
Girl 1 "oh the sheets were so wet grandad thought he'd pissed himself.
When two non-binary pirates scream about how much they are obsessed with one another and argue about how stunning the other one is.
Li: OMG YOUR STUNNING TIMES INFINITY LIKE PLS BE MY SIREN AND LURE ME IN WITH YOUR VOICE
Mia: OMG NO YOU YOUR STUNNINGER TIMES A GABILLION ZILLION MILLION TIMES INFINITY ILL SING FOR YOU SO YOU COME TO ME <3
Li: WE ARE GONNA BE HOT PIRATES TOGETHER
Mia: YES OMG WE ARE GAY PIRATES
When you simply tea bag a pirate.
Let's pirate bag this bitch.