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Tight pants that make you look, and feel like a rock star. Even if you can see EVERYTHING that's inside them.
See- David Bowie, Mick Jagger, and Freddy Mercury.
"I'm doing to concert tonight. Where ARE my rock star pants?"
"Man, those jeans are pretty tight. Are you sure those aren't rock star pants?"
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A man who sleeps with at least one woman in each sorority on his campus plus a god damn independent (GDI). Word originated on the campus of the University of South Dakota which has 4 sororities: 4 + 1 = 5 stars!!!
Let's see. You've got the blonde star, the skanky brunette, the gdi, the uptight bitch star, wow, and even, a fat one. Congrats! Boys, we've got ourselves another 5 star general.
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An ointment for any opposite team the Dallas Cowboys play, especially when they're about to beat the Dallas Cowboys.
I love seeing that Blue Star Ointment applied on the Dallas Cowboys.
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WELL ACCORDING TO YO GOTTI, A FIVE STAR BITCH IS A GIRL WHOS FINE AND SEXY AS HELL, COOK, CLEAN AND GOT HER PRIORITY'S STRAIGHT. AND SHE ALSO DOES ANY AND EVERYTHING IN BED, AND SHE GOOD AT IT. FROM GIVIN HEAD,THE 69, AND KNOW HOW TO RIDE THAT DICK!!!!
AY G, U SEE THAT GIRL OVA THERE, I HEARD SHE A FIVE STAR BITCH, SHE GIVE HEAD AND EVERYTHING.
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1. A day in which the true fans of George Lucas' series celebrate by recreating lightsaber duels, watching all six movies, and playing Star Wars video games.
2. May 25th, since almost nothing having to do with Star Wars happened on the 4th. On the 25th, the original movie came out, AND It's the real Star Wars Day of L.A., whereas the 4th is unofficial entirely. A Star Wars book was published on the 4th. That's it. The book wasn't even that good.
Wanna-be Star Wars Geek: May the 4th be with you is funny, so that's Star Wars Day!
REAL Star Wars Geek: FUCK YOU!! Stupid ignorant shit! Go on Wookieepedia.com, look up May 4th, and THEN look up May 25th!! You'll see that MANY more Star Wars events happened on the 25th, you dumbass Nerf Herder!
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Star Trek Nerd, a normal person who enjoys the show. Is not always a virgin. Is not always middle aged, unattractive, or still living at home. Often is a regular member of society with an interest in social change.
Matt Damon is going to be Captain Kirk in the new Star Trek Movie, he's such a Star Trek nerd!
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