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WTF is wrong with you... who in the world would search up (SEX) in an urban dictionary.
Yo guys, I just searched up (sex) in the urban dictionary.
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The act of inserting your penis into a woman’s vagina
Lilith was looking through the keyhole of the janitors room when Kelly and Michael were having sex.
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1. Why
2. Did
3. You
4. Search
5. This
6. Up,
7. You
8. Nasty
Big ol' Jimmy: Hey Man, wanna play Minecraft?
Cleetus Joe: Sorry I was busy having sex. Yeah we can play.
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Sex is like drugs you get addicted. My girlfriend came over to my house and we made out then I told her I was wearing my condom and she took my pants off and then we started. It was the best thing ever.
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Sex when you fuck some or something
Roger was having sex with his car
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1. when a guy sticks his 11 inch dick into your pussy, ass, or mouth. "oh my god."
2. someones gender.
1. it was a dark night tonight, my friend Jake, his girlfriend Lucy, a new girl in my class- Ava, and me. We were all on a camping trip together. In the morning while jake and Lucy were out hiking, Ava was calling for me.
1. Ava was the most beautiful girl i had ever layed eyes on, her soft dark brown hair, her perfect curves, she was nice too."coming!"i said as i finished putting up my tent, as i unzipped her tent i could feel her soft lips on mine. She told me to close the tent, after i did she turned a light on. She was sitting there in nothing but a black lace thong as she said "i know you want to" in a slurry tone. i couldnt hold it in anymore, i went over and put my tounge in her mouth and started french kissing her, she moaned with delight and thats all he needed from her, as she broke away from the kiss she unzipped his jeans and took off his boxers. As she did out came a 12 inch long and 2 inches wide dick. She decided to make him hard - licking circles on the tip of his dick then moved to his balls putting one in her mouth and sucking on it while massaging his rock hard dick, he gasped as she put 7 inches of it in her mouth and started sucking. He was on the tip of cumming but he held it in, he started licking her neck all the way down until he reached her plump 42C size breasts and started sucking on them. As she moaned with pleaasure she took off her black thong, she said "put it in me." He sticks six inches in then goes up to ten, as she moans and screams his name with pure joy. He slowly takes it out, then forcefully rams all 12 inches in and thrusts in and out untill they both pass out from exhaustion. they woke up abot 3pm still tired from their best sex ever. 2. sex? - male.
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talking about your future with beloved person while holding hands and eating strawberry cheesecake.
person a: i want to have sex with you
person b: *tears of happiness*
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