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When you are triumphant over a friend or foe. And continue to win, this one collection of quotes from NBA player, Dikembe Mutombo's Geico commercial will be the ultimate taunt. Simply say
"Not in my house"
"Not today ho ho ho"
"No no no"
And wag your index finger whilst shaking your head. Now watch your enemies crumble before you or stare in disbelief at what just occured.
Child: *Attempts to throw cereal box into shopping cart*
Dikembe Mutombo: *Swats the box out of the air* Not in my house
*Flees the scene*
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a term generally used by drunken males to tell a girl she is attractive to her face while at the same time giving support
john:have you seen sophie fighting with that girl over there
pete:i know (shouting) C,MON SOPHIE YOU FIT HOUSE
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Refers to someone that has a small penis.
My boyfriend is such a white house, I don't even feel it when it goes inside.
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Very expensive, large instrument used for rectal pleasure.
Why split my logs I can just sell them and pay off my house geese...
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To end a phone call by slamming it violently on the ground. The motion resembles how an NFL player spikes the football on the ground after scoring a touchdown. This action usually destroys the phone completely which is why it is such a rare and exciting event. Most likely derived from the football slang term pick-house.
"I knew Steve was completely wasted when he took his phone-house in the middle of the bar."
"I was so pissed when I found out she slept with Jake, that I took my phone-house."
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Another name for an outhouse, or out door shitter. Sounds much nicer, doesn't it?
"Uh oh, I have to use the taffy house"
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A sex and slavery cult located in Clyde, Texas where the leader only cares for his wealth and houses.
The cult claims to be the true place for salvation, its also a doomsday cult.
Imagine being the House Of Yahweh, feels bad.
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