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Weeb
auch: Audo-Sport-Club Besitzer
"Max der Weeb ist wieder in seinem Audo-Sport-Club am schaffe
A bloke who is maxed out on all the good qualities.
Max looks, max wit, max charm, max chest hair, max ability to make you smile, deserving of max amount of xoxo's, the absolute max amount of crayons you can fit into one box, max persuasion to convince you lettuce belongs on fajitas, max memories to be made. Basically, someone who could easily max out your heart.
Girls, particularly one girl from Louisiana, really had absolutely no chance when it came to Max. She is doomed and can't help but to max-fancy such a smart, handsome, funny, sweet, thoughtful, all around knock your knickers off bloke.
Some short kid that has the most basic side part known to man. His hair looks like a lego piece. Be careful around him, or he might get irritated.
Max hebden has a microscopic penis, he enjoys sexual intercourse via the anus him and his loving family live on glass st if you see maxys house be sure to throw an egg that is what all by passes do to show there love and respect for max.
How to make sure you stay clear of max path
step1- avoid keillor rd and avoid Tayla and matea’s house
step2-stay away from maccas keillor rd were he is seen feasting every day
step3-look out for his drip his usual outfits contain his red trapstar hoodie and his black nike tech pants and he pairs it with his black tns
he’s a local CELEBRITY
person 1: “do you know max hebden?”
person 2:”nosh ofc ik max hebden his the fittest guy in Melbourne! and he runs the streets of essendon.”
Max is the best.
He is sooooooooooo handsome and smart.
If you ever meet a Max then you should keep him to yourself.
Wooooooow.
His abs are huuuuuuuuuge.
I get big every time I look at him.
Be careful
I want Max
A tall toe walking kid who has to get a surgery because he's so stupid he couldn't learn to fucking walk correctly.
Overall faggot.
You look retarded just like max.