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When a man or woman goes 1 month with no sex
Damn homie i haven't banged anyone in at least 3 months.
Lol, Yeah foo you have 3 vampire years.
Spoiled brats who believe anything and everything.
They want everything and eat anything
Kindergarten teachers: Why?!
5 year olds: what?
Literally the newest insult people use now adays- I fucking hate it
5 year old!
How dare you
The sudden realizations of a new year. Usually in the office or at school on the starting Monday.
Person 1: Woah' it's a new year!?
Person 2: Yeah time to start over, ha?
Person listening in: Must be the New Years Shock
The most irrelevant year of high school. It’s basically the “middle child” of high school. It’s basically a filler year. But it’s a really easy year. And at least you get more respect than the freshmen. By sophomore year, you should be more comfortable with your surroundings now & you pretty much already know the routine of high school. But you’re still not an upperclassman yet, so don’t get too cocky just because you’re not a freshman anymore. And this is the last easy year you’re gonna have, so enjoy it before you hit junior year.
“Is sophomore year hard”?
“No it’s basically like freshman year”
Term old people ask around for, to live 100 years longer
Person: "would you like anything else sir?"
Old person: " a hundred year pill would be good"