The most nauseating of the douche population; a total loser, totally lame, commonly seen within a 20 mile radius of your local Waffle House.
That douche waffle made me so sick, or was it the Awful House meal I ate earlier?
1. A Belgian waffle topped with a drizzle of the remaining contents of a douche bag.
2. That cheese dick mother fucker whom cuts you off in traffic, honks horn, drives too slow, or just plain looks like a assjacker. (i.e. Harris of kades)
Mmmm. A douche waffle sure would hit the spot right at this very moment...said nobody ever. Or, people who shoot 14 year old kids are douche waffles.
Waffles covered in massive amounts of butter and syrup.
2003: kid serves himself a massive amount of slop waffles sitting down after riding bike all day getting ready to watch “Ed,Edd, n Eddy”
Life is good.
1, When a person is talking nonsense,
2, Going into too much detail
3, Does not know what they are talking about
4,Talking too much
1,Yo, fam she was WAFFLING, she hurt my ears.
2, Okay, Jeremy taking long fam, ya WAFFLING!
3 Yo, called Kyle, he was WAFFLE/WAFFLING, he is on a long one! Forget it fam.
4, Lisa, yo you're WAFFLING, get on with it!
Waffle Night is a name given to any night you choose, where you just eat 59 waffles. Only 59.
Hey Jerry, are you prepared? It's waffle night tonight!
when something is extremely interesting and or surprising, instead of saying "wow" you say "wow waffle fries"
wow waffle fries that's a cool looking donkey
Sexual act of placing a stick of butter in your partners mouth during intercourse while placing a sandwich bag over their mouth/nose. Followed by spanking with a tennis racket to form a waffle pattern on the body.
We stayed up last night and she hot waffle’d me.