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Something said by a guy with a micropenis
Person1: My dick is massive!
Person2: no it’s not...
When the weather is so cold an erection is not possible.
Oy mate, it's dick limply out today!
Today you HAVE to send your bro a dick pic and they have to send back.
Yo, its National Dick Day Bro we gotta whip it out
boy with no dick, no brain, no heart, cheater, fucker with his imaginary dick, basically an extreme fuckboy
girl, you better not get along with that non-living dick
tropical dick is the act in which you wrap toothpicks around your dick and slip and slide your dick across the inside of a coconut
dude when i was in Hawaii i totally did a tropical dick
When a guy is constantly braging about another male preferably a male friend and what they have.
Guy one: Mike stay clean all the time he has money,nice car a house i wish i had that
Guy two: Man stop dick sweatin mike ugh get ya own dude!
Having to exit a location quickly.
Bro a cop was coming so we had to dick ass