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What someone says ehen they were expecting something good but get something bad.
Doctor: Your pregnancy test results are good-you're not pregnant.
Mary: Great!
Doctor: But you do have AIDS
Mary: Oh Balls!
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Street game invented by P-23, Shawthing n Bizzy B From Plymouth, Devon, England, UK.
Tackle Ball full contact version basketball, but dribbling is not allways necessary. Contact tackling is not permitted the scoring area!
The hoop is on a cage rather than just a back board, making it possible to cage rebound passing. Tackle Ball permits you to go back court.
Tackle Ball is a three or five player sport, the 3 positions are: shotcaller (allowed to kick aswell as throw) who generally plays deep defence, speed demon (winger, fast and throws lots of rebound shots) free role, defends and attacks constantly (2 speed demons in 5 man matches) and finisher (guy who generally scores most points an whose aim is to finish off plays) plays up the field most of the time but does defend if called upon (also 2 of these in a 5 man match)
Tackle Ball has plays of 30 seconds long in which they must finish a play, if not a turn over is granted to the other team. Tackle Ball is a free role game so even when a player is tackled the game carries on unless seriously injuries ocure on the field!
Point scoring system generally the same as basket ball, but 2 pointers can be risked, a free shot is taken from the 3 point line, if scored the team gets 3 points if missed they only get 1 rather than the original 2 points.
I'm gonna tackle ya so hard in Tackle Ball, cuz i iz hard to da core!!
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Very hairy Balls that have never seen the light of day, due to no ladies wanting to tongue them, as the owner has a big nose and one pair of (green) pants
Wayne you are ugly and nobody likes you or your wolf balls.
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The state of having an excess of Pokeballs.
I've got so many Pokeballs I don't know what to do with them! I'm fucking tripping balls! Ask Oak!
Bitch be tripping balls!
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1. Slang - To be extremely excited about something soon to happen, and become denied right before the event.
2. Actual - To be aroused to the point of extreme erection, and be denied right before actual intercourse. Testicles become bruised and pain occurs; hence the name and color description: blue balls.
1. I've been craving some MGD beer, but when I got to the bar they gave the last one to some bitch. Damn... what a blue ball.
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To move furniture (or other heavy items) without the use of machine aid.
The lift is broken, so let's just free ball it down the stairs.
"Trollies broke, so gotta free ball it across the office or summin, I dunno."
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A meeting between two men which has a strong undercurrent of homoeroticism. This can run the gamut from lots of half-hugs and affectionate grabbing and slapping to a vague sexual tension that is revealed through coded language.
Best exemplified by former Florida Gators' quarterback Tim Tebow's meeting with Josh McDaniels at the the 2010 NFL Scouting Combine.
"Dude, did you hear what Tebow said yesterday about his meeting with the Broncos?"
"No"
"'I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time. We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome.'"
"Hahahaha, wtf. That dude is either borderline retarded or borderline gay. Probably both".
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