the best state ever because you can fuck and marry your sister
me: i love Alabama
you: why
me: i get to fuck my sister
A brunette girl who doesn’t need to wear much makeup. She thinks she is attractive and sometimes can be. Has mommy problems. Some people say she is too much, but she thinks she is not enough. She has one love that she keeps going back to, even though he treats her horribly. She is the nicest person you will ever meet.
Girl 1: Omg she is so nice!!
Girl 2: That is just Alabama for you!
That's right Emma! It WOULD be legal in Alabama! See!? She IS my biggest fan! That was like 7 years ago! I'll get you an autograph. Oh! OR! Or... 50% off a Hym Iam brand beige sleeveless turtleneck only $10.01 at the Hym store. Use promo code "Biggest Fan" That's $10.01 in savings for a limited time only.
Hym "Correct! Andrew Tate would be legal in Alabama. So, because he is a filthy immigrant, I will offer him asylum in Alabama."
Where your Step-Sister is your wife
My Step-Sister asked to help her with "homework" in Alabama
alabama, when two people of the same family date
person 1: hey look kyle and emma are holding hands
person 2: wait they are dating
person 1: yeah why
person 2: omg they are siblings
person: ew alabama
The place where your shotgun is next to your head and your sister's in bed with cigarette burns on the bedsheet and moonshine makers runnin' in the basement. Probably also meth makers.
"Alabama is the ball sweat equivalent of the United States."