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Andrew is basically an adult midget. He has stopped growing and is still waiting on his growth spurt. He is also intelligent when he feels like it but that's not very often. He also has an big penis.
Person :Omg Andrew is so weird
Friend: Yeah I know right he has a weird dick
Andrew is an absolutely beautiful man. His attractive and enticing personality can draw anyone and everyone in. He can make you feel like you have known him forever and allows you to feel comfortable within seconds. Andrew is a darling and an angel. He is a miracle baby and the world would be a different place without him. Some say he has the voice of a thousand suns and that the light he projects through his smile is enough to light up a cathedral. Andrew is not only a talented, sexy and courageous being but he also has a kind heart and is an amazing friend. Because of Andrews kind and inviting nature he is at the top of all social hierarchies and there is not many who dislike him(Would definitely win in Survivor). Andrew has radiant energy that is unmatched. Andrew enjoys rolling down hills, eating alone at restaurants, and saying random phrases such as "slay" in order to get out of actually listening to people. If you know an Andrew then you are in luck. Andrew is always just one call away and does not leave you hanging. If you don't know an Andrew...well then, good luck. Life will be tough for you.
Person 1: Hey, what's that persons name that radiates positivity and happy vibez?
Person 2: Andrew!!! OMG I miss him, haven't talked to him in a while because he is so busy.
I'm sorry steph. I love you. I sorry to everybody I ever did wrong or foul with. Steph call me.
Andrew= Steph M
Andrew, a god amongst men, a man that knows no equal. He is a history major, not in an academic way, but he is the god of all time and space, conqueror of the cosmos, and ruler of all that is. Millions cower in fear before his magnificence. He is Him. Among his many abilities, one of his greatest is his ability to hit a backward pool shot. The first time he attempted this shot it caused a massive shockwave that sent ripples throughout space-time. Andrew is not someone to be trifled with.
All hail Andrew, first of his name, King of the Andals and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, Protector of the Realm, Protector of the Seven Kingdoms. May he have mercy on us all.
Has the personality of a house plant. Their sense of humor is non-existent, remember, house plant. Listens to Mmm-Bop on repeat while showering and eats stale cereal with water for breakfast. Likes to go to dog parks (with no dog) to purposely step in dog poop. Will show up at random birthday parties at public parks claiming to be the real father of the child who's birthday it is. Does not cover their mouth when coughing and sneezes directly into the pathway of other people. And if other people sneeze around them, they yell "shut the fuck up" instead of bless you. Always pees on the toilet seat and does not wipe. Spits against the wind when riding their bike. Their clothing style is usually spot on though, so I guess there's that going for them.
Who is that guy over there? He smells like shit, has dry spit on his face, and told me to shut the fuck up when I sneezed.
Oh, that's Andrew.
Andrew the type of guy to say that’s interesting after the teacher says a fact about their previous endeavors Andrew the type of guy to remind the teacher to assign homework this Nigga Andrew loves kissing men and women Andrew the type of guy to go home and do fuck all and say it’s fun Andrew the type of guy to think getting beat by his dad is a sport like riding a bull Andrew the type of guy to get very pissed off when you call him Andy if I 1v1ed Andrew snipers only on nuke town I would slam him because his skull is so thick and large I could no scope him while looking in a diffident direction
Person1: omg look it’s Andrew
Person2: oh yeah that stupid nigger
Person1: omg he’s got a berret m82 anti material rifle that shoots .50 bmg rounds!!!!
Person 2: oh my nelly biscuits let’s skidatal
Andrew: no more mister nice guy Nigga let’s dance bigger nigger