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When your "lighter" is dead af and there is not a "store" open to go get one even if you had a ride. So you want to smoke do badly but there's no possible way no "lighter" no stove or toaster either therefore your left a with DEAD LIGHTER SYNDROME.
THAT GUY YEAH THAT GUY HE HAS DEAD LIGHTER SYNDROME HAVE HE AIN'T SMOKING NOTHING!
When you know youre so utterly fucked in a strategy game, you dont even move your units in utter defeat, and watch your units get slaughtered.
Player: Holy shit...I literally cant do anything to stop this.
Opponent: he knows hes fucked, looks like hes gone into a Dead Mans Stand
A unique series of "dead" dolls created by Ed Long and Damien Glonek. The dolls come with their own name, look, accessories and even a death certificate, explaining in a clever poem how the doll met its fate. The first to be made in the series was Sadie, the little murderess clad in black, who is still very popular and was also made as a dead schoolgirl. Following her were the zombie Posey, the evil bunny Eggzorcist, the undead schoolboy Damien, and the crimson-clad devil girl Sin. There are currently twelve series.
I am the proud owner of Chloe, the first doll in series twelve.
Chloe's death certificate:
"Claustrophobically confined six feet under
Chloe couldn't move and started to wonder
'If I'm stuck down here, will I survive?'
It was then she knew she was buried alive."
If you like creepy things and don't scare easy, visit the Living Dead Dolls website.
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A TV show on AMC based off the comic books by Robert Kirkman. It used to be really good until Scott Gimple took over as show-runner from Frank Daranbout in S4, it became increasingly obvious that the only main characters who would never die were Rick, Carl, and Daryl (who serves no purpose anymore and doesn't even exist in the comics, but they decided to make him a deuteragonist to Rick on the show because he's on a bunch of t-shirts at Hot Topic that threaten to boycott the show if he dies), and every time they killed a main character off the show it was at the worst possible moment ever because they finally seemed to be getting the happiness they worked so hard for, they were on the brink of having great new character development, and/or they faked their death by hiding them under a fucking dumpster, only to kill them off a few episodes later for real, anyway. It's been sadistic manipulation ever since sometime in S3, frankly it started becoming annoying and old when Hershel got killed off midway through S4, and by the time they got to Glenn's death it just felt like too much of cheap, obnoxious, and cruel shit storytelling.
A fan of The Walking Dead: Did you see Glenn's death on The Walking Dead last night?
Me: Yeah, that was such bullshit storytelling! No wonder so many fans quit! Glenn was the last character that I actually liked enough to keep up with this stupid show. It should have been Daryl. I'm so done with TWD. It's so predictable. Literally everyone will die, except for Rick, Carl, and Daryl. It's the same old story over and over again. Every time things seem to be looking better, they get worse, and Negan's introduction and how the writers treated Glenn so disrespectfully, like a cheap plot device for death, just marked the end of a show that I used to know and love. I'm just so tired of it all. Glenn's death drained what little remaining emotional investment that I had left in this show, so I quit.
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A delicacy offered at the Lancaster Bistro off of Central Avenue in Lancaster, NY. It is only $4.95 per bowl. It is most commonly known as "DNS" for short.
Hey you guys wanna get some Dead Nigger Soup? Its only $4.95 a bowl!
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An extremely good movie. Has a very deep and strongly emotional storyline if you are actually capable of paying attention to more than just the jokes.
dumb person: This movie Drop Dead Fred isn't very good. Comedies are supposed to be really funny.
smart person: You are a moron.
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if they say that they are probably dead
jimmy: i am dead
me: whelp guess hes dead
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