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Shotgun, slang since a shotgun does shoot BB's like birdshot, buckshot, etc. The use of "BB gun" is not as alarming to people who might overhear the conversation.
Cops: Where's the gun, where's the gun?
Guy on ground: Just the BB gun I threw it over der
(reviewing Ring camera footage Dec 10 '21 Houston where we see five shotgun blasts at oncoming police cars)
Pleasuring a girl using a Vulcan salute
“Hey Jim I double gunning Uhura last night and she simultaneously farted from both holes”
When you and your buddy simultaneously take a shit on the same toilet. One person uses the upper deck while the other gets the seat imitating a fighter jet cockpit. Bonus points for wearing aviators.
“Damn bro, there’s only one toilet in this bitch, let’s Top Gun this mother fucker!!”
And stop bringing up Top Gun. Top gun sucks. The sequel sucks. Plane movies are bad.
Hym “Plane movies suck. All of them. Top gun. Top gun 2. They just aren’t any good. You probably watch MASH... Fucking idiot.”
Having Sex with partner and when you are about to cum the male says: permission to fire? She says: do not fire until fire up on.
Last night i pulled the top gun. I was about to cum in her. I told her i was about to cum and she said i couldnt fire until fire up on
Someone that thinks gun ownership is patriotic and religious.
“I just fired 3 magazines of ammo and cut that tree down, God Bless America!” “You sound like a gun cultist.”
A wine gun is a AK47 that you fill with wine mostly used at party’s.
Random dude: YO TIMMY COULD YOU PASS THE WINE GUN?
Timmy: I got you (proceeds to accidentally shoot him in the head)