horse thumping thunder cunt

either the first name you can think of when calling eachother names, or rosie o'donnell. the nastiest pussy you could ever find besides a blue waffle.

ex1:

you: hey see that horse thumping thunder cunt on tv
friend: yeah bro shes nasty as fuck

ex2:

friend: fuck you whore!
you: eat shit! you horse thumping thunder cunt!

tall tall horse cock

A nickname for the level tall tall mountain from Super Mario 64. Created by a youtuber/speed runner Original151

“Alright guys next up is tall tall horse cock”

your horse eats sand

An insulting phrase used in a derogatory manner toward someone who affiliates with people or adheres to policies that you believe make no sense, or are against your own way of thinking or living.

Jonathan: "Moe's has the best tacos this side of the Atlantic ocean."
Sarah: "Your horse eats sand! Chipotle is definitely where it's at."

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Jerk off a horse day

May 25th, run into an open field and give a horse a hand job, part of a religion called, "Cable", take off school, work, or whatever and jerk off a horse, or jerk it 5 times, either way.

John: yo why didn't you come into work the other day?
Marcus: oh it was national jerk off a horse day! It's part of my religion

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arse like the store horse

In Edinburgh,Scotland, a term to describe anyone, esp. female, who has a large posterior.

The 'Store', the Co-operative, was the cities major retailer of goods and employed horses and carts in the olden days to deliver goods etc.

'Morags looking no bad these days'

'Nah man, she's got an arse like the store horse'

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(straight) from the horse's mouth

from the most official source(from the fact that a horse's age can be determined most precisely and directly by examining it's teeth)

He gets his stories straight from the horse's mouth.

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Fuck you and your horse

When telling somebody off, especially those who offend you in all senses (odour, appearance, tone of voice, impression of Tony Danza, etc.) you can say "Fuck you and your horse!" This basically states that you hate everything about them, because the "horse" is an analogy for what they bring with them. This meaning is strong mostly because you also hate their "horse" just because they own it, and for no other reason. You can also add-on things that they like, do, or carry around with them, this adds a personalization.

You:"Oh shit it's Johnson. I hate that guy."
Friend:"You should tell him off."
You:"Hey, Johnson!"
Johnson:"Yeah?"
You:"Fuck you and your horse."
Friend:"And your fucking coffee!"

<A man budges you in line at the supermarket>
You: Hey <taps guy on shoulder> You budged me.
Guy:Yeah, so what?
You: So fuck you and your horse. Back of the line, asshole.

<A person is next to you on the transit, talking on the phone way too loud>
You:Hey, Chatty Kathy!
CK: one sec-- Yeeah?
You: Fuck you, your horse, and your cell phone.

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