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Megan Marie King is the first ever venmo influencer. She is best known for her poetry surrounding the seductive smell of gasoline, as well as her love for the Czechoslovakian film “Daisies.” She is renowned on many social media sites as @alienpopstarr and has gone twitter famous for sharing moments from her waitressing job at Perkin’s.
“Hey, who’s that girl over there drinking gasoline?”
“Oh, that’s just Megan Marie King.”
a sexy ass dumbass uglyass stupid ass slow ass mean ass fat ass fine ass boy who’s mine & no one can have him cause he belongs to me and i don’t like sharing.
who’s elijah marie jones???
he belongs to yasmeen & she belongs to him
Mary Brooks is a big fat bitch who eats chickfila and should be sponsored by Postmates
Guy 1- "Hey, do you see that fat girl?"
Guy 2- "She must be a Mary Brooks Bruner"
This occurs when a male collects a large quantity of his own ejaculate in one large container (the Mary Poppins Bag). A common use of the Mary Poppins Bag is to be tossed into an unexpecting female during their gynecology appointment - exploding on impact.
Erik: (casually) Yo I just gave Lindsay my fat 'Mary Poppins Bag' on Wednesday.
John: (disgusted) You are actually a disgusting human being... (Curious) Did you film it?
Such a strong independent human, beautiful and smart person!
Gel Anne Marie to Gam ofcourse!
An all female orgy taking place at the White House.
"Bro, Eleanor fuckin Roosevelt used to have hella Mary Todd Stinkins!"
the most genuine and loyal person ever.
she is sweet and caring.
she makes you so happy.
her smile is the most perfect smile in the world.
and she is perfect for someone who's name begins with M.
Sophie Mary French is the most beautiful girl in the world.