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dick fishing

An activity where a man drops his dick into a river and moves it about in order to attract the attention of fish.....the aim of the activity is to get a fish to bite your dick.

Bob went dick fishing after deciding he no longer wanted to be a man.

by Oliver Webster October 24, 2003

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crying fish

a crying fish is the reason why the ocean is salty because tears are like 80% salt it was orginally joey centeno cuz of the lip ring it hella looks like a fish hook but now its arun croll

arun is a CRYING FISH!

by Melissa Bot V. 1.0 March 18, 2005

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turkish fish

when your vagina is so wet that when you touch it your fingers slide off.

pat had a really bad turkish fish, so scott couldn't rub her vagina

by joelina January 1, 2006

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Turtle Fish

the master of dougie-ing. can kiss you through a video camera. the cooliest person EVER.

i love turtle fish

by masticater September 21, 2010

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Fish-mas

A holiday that coincides with the Catholic Lenten season based on pagan beliefs. During which tasty fried fish is temporarily readily available at every restaurant and fast food chain across America.

"Did you see they have the double fish sandwich at Rally's for Fish-mas?"

"I'm so glad Fish-mas, I've been dying for White Castles clam strips"

"It's Fish-mas time in the city."

by winksandnoodle February 22, 2012

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Conversation Fishing

When a person blurts out random statements or partial words in a crowd room in hopes that someone takes the bait and enters into a conversation with them.

Can you believe Laura at the meeting today? She wouldn't stop talking to herself.

Yea, she was really conversation fishing hard

by Canadianairmass1 September 16, 2009

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jizz fish

Another name for spunk. Under a microscope, man custard looks like a load of fish swimming about. Hence the term.

Chick: "I'm horny as fuck - cum in my face!"
Dude: "Eeuuuuuuuuurrrghh ... one load of jizz fish ... coming up!" <SPOODGE>

by Wizards Sleeve January 4, 2007

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