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1) A nipple that has been either transplanted or naturally placed on the penis. This nipple cannot lactate milk seeing as the penis has no mammory gland, and can come in any color and shape and may appear to be a birth mark. I have never seen one, personally.
2) A word compound that can be said to a person to make him or her stop talking when they are annoying or are irritating a person with what they are saying. It usually works effectively.
1) My boyfriend has a penis nipple. It's so cute!
2) "You know that girl I've been talking to? I'm going out with her tomorrow. Hey. Speaking of girlfriends, when are you gonna get one? Are you gay? I've never even seen you talk to a girl very much. I'm really conc-" "Penis nipple." "................."
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A haircut similar to a bowl cut and usually longer at the back, which makes a person's head the shape of the end of a penis.
Nice penis cut you've got there Anthony, now go shove your head up your momma's fuzzy flounder!
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When one person is some how perceived to be better by comparison. It may be driven by envy or true admiration.
Her work is so good I think I have penis envy!!
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* 8 severed penises
* 8 slices processed man goo
* 1 (10 ounce) package refrigerated biscuit dough
DIRECTIONS
1. Preheat vagina to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C).
2. Wrap man goo around each severed penis then the biscuit around that. Insert into vagina with the overlap of biscuit faced down, so you don't have to use a condom.
3. Leave in vagina until severed penises are bulging, about 10 to 15 seconds.
i ate some really good penis in a blanket last night,probably the best i have ever had.
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A penis so small that anyone who saw one would laugh hysterically. 3 inches or smaller in erect size. Very puny and pathetic looking. Maybe not even visible, or just a head of a penis visible.
My dick is a very very small dick. 2.5 inches in length when erect. Ive always had a tiny penis and have always been laughed at and ridiculed. I cant really have sex because its too small, and because women wont have sex with me cos they cant feel anything. All of this is because i have a micro penis!
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1. A very small penis which cannot be seen with the naked eye.
2. An invisible penis
3. What one might consider a unic to have.
4. Every man's worst nightmare.
Elyse is lucky she is no longer dating Max because he has an invisi-penis.
Max:Yo, Joe I had the worst dream ever. Dave: What was it about?
Max: I dreamed I had an invisi-penis!!
Dave:That wasn't a dream.
Max: Nooooo!!!!!
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When a male undergoes an extended period of time without sex, the penis falls into a comatose state.
Lyn: Did you hook up that girl the other night?
Josh: No...my penis is suffering from a Penis Coma :(
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