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As George Carlin put it, the South would be exactly like the 12th century, except barbarians didn't have guns or technology. Otherwise, the South would absolutely be like the 12th century to this day, which makes it a strange mix of old and new shit.
The South is like stepping backwards in time and forwards in time at the same time, instead of just forward. That makes it different than other parts of the country, it does.
A "Syd jyde”/"South Jutlander" is a person, who without a doubt, has no sense of geography. This person lives in a not existing place in Denmark. If you meet one, don’t be afraid. They are really friendly; they just have a big problem by understanding the difference between fantasy and real life.
If you want to help them, you should tell them about a lovely little place called "Sønderjylland"/ "Southern Jutland". This is a place where they can live, knowing exactly where they are, and who they are.
You can talk about being a "South Jutlander" when you start imagining things, and start talking to much about your dreams. Use the expression: "Stop imagining things, you are such a "South Jutlander"!
"South Jutlander" is a synonym for "day dreamer".
South Jutlander: "Oh! See there is a flying cow, with pink stripes on it!! Wahu!"
Normal person: "Stop imagining! You really ARE a South jutlander... Could you just stop dreaming for a moment?"
South Jutlander: "But it is really there!!"
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When a man sounds a paper clip and then sticks it into an electrical socket.
Damn, that South Dakota Defribrillator really got my heart POUNDING!
When you go down on a female and hum her genitals to a nice vibration. That’s called the hummer of the south. Originated in South Carolina.
Gunna wine and dine my girl tonight followed by a hummer of the south for dessert.
is a cultural and literally geographic subregion in the Southern United States such as Alabama, Florida, Mississippi, Georgia, Louisiana and Texas. The term was first used to describe these states most dependent on plantations and chattel slavery during the early period of United States history. The region suffered economic hardship after the American Civil War and was a major site of racial tension during and after the Reconstruction era. State governments enshrined white supremacy as a guiding principle and worked to deny political rights and economic opportunities to black citizens, partly through Jim Crow laws. The Civil rights movement ushered in a new era, sometimes referred to as the New South. Before 1945, the Deep South was often referred to as the Cotton States, since cotton was the primary cash crop for economic production.
Mista Madd ft. Slim Thug:
Down south is where I stay
Switch fo' lanes
Let My Nuts Hang
From the Antoine to the MLK
These H-Town boys like to swang and bang
My friend just got a 70 on his OSCP, he's really far down south
Absolute hell on earth. Burned to the ground in a series of riots following the murder of George Floyd. Never ever go here as the only things that made it good, the Target and Wendy’s were both ransacked and burnt.
This is a town of anarchy where police have little to no control over the people. Phrases like “Fuck 12” are shouted through the streets day and night.
Never go here.
A: “This place is an anarchist hellhole! Let’s get out of here!”
B: “Yeah, it’s almost as bad as South Minneapolis