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When you shit dookie balls on a girl and you set the dookie balls on fire.
Josh: Can I give you Mexican Fireflies?
Shanaynay: What's that?
Josh: Oh, it's nothing. I'm just gonna shit on you and set it on fire.
Shanaynay: ...........Yummy.
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When you go down on a girl when she's on her period.
The female period blood is representative of salsa, a typical dish with Latin origins which is included in omelettes in that culture. The omelette is of course the eggs from the ovaries that are flushed out of the vaginal canal during shark week (the only decent thing the discovery channel has done in years)
"Yo, Jeff, you go down on your girl last night?"
"Yeah, but she was in the middle of her shark week so I gave her a Mexican omelette."
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Similar to the Mexican Fly Trap. While on Spring Break in Mexico you bang a girl, pull out and jizz on her face. She wipes off, but misses a gobb of jizz that landed on the eyelashes of one eye. The girl falls asleep and awakes to the one eye being stuck shut due to the jizz becoming sticky and hardening overnight.
Did you see the Mexican Cyclops walking back to her hotel room with one eye stuck shut?
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A not so nice term for the Mexicans from regions like Oaxaca, usually very short. Can also refer to Guatamalans, who are not Mexican at all but often resemble Mexicans from bordering areas.
There's a lot of Jungle Mexicans in my hometown.
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The 2009 equivalent of the Asian Flu. It is a deadly disease that is contagious,has caused much political and social distress in the United States, and it originated in Mexico.
Bird Flu is to Asian Flu, as Swine Flu is to Mexican Flu.
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ADJ. Used to describe Americans by those of other nationalities; particularly Canadians. Specifically, poking fun at the potential xenophobic American attitudes towards the ongoing illegal immigration debate.
Take your drunk-ass 19 year old Upper Mexican ass back over the border; your dollar is no good here!
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A hot and spicy female version of the Cleveland Steamer mixed with skittles. During sexual intercourse the female sits on top of the male's chest and menstruates upon his chest. The warm blood is often stimulating to the male.
That crazy bitch just gave me a Mexican Steamer, that ho will do anything you ask.
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