ur family tree LGBT

The absolute, downright, worst comeback in ANY type of language. All other “Ur” comebacks are mortals to this one*.
Billy- “Hey peter”

Peter-“Hey billy, guess what?”

Billy-“What?”

Peter-“UR FAMILY TREE LGBT!”

*billy’s face then melts, and he is instantly not worthy of hell or heaven, he just wonders in darkness for eternity*

*-UNLESS karamjit mom ultra gaye.

james:"ur family tree lgbt"

harsh:"no u"
james:"holup! *checks if karamjeet mom ultra gaye*
karamjeet: "oshid"

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green christmas tree

a crazy type of weed.
but it only works when you have gone through the process of puberty, otherwise you will just get a little buzz.

i smoked some green christmas tree this weekend and got SO fucked up i saw so much shit!

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Purple Bush Tree BDSM

Where you spray paint your dick in bush then fuck someone on tree till your both purple

“Hey babe do you wanna try sum Purple Bush Tree BDSM”
“Oh yeah you know I love your purple dick inside me”

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limbo under the coconut tree

Excuse me madame would you like to do the limbo under the coconut tree?
A fresh prince of bel air pick up line get educated.

If she doesn’t like this line then she’s 100% ugly idiotic probably a disloyal cheater

You: “excuse me madam, would you like to do the limbo under the coconut tree”
Girl: “excuse me, like ugh what the fuuuuuuuck”
In this case violence should be legal in

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The two tree principal principal

Is when two people have such a deep connection that it hurts when there apart. The connection is spiritual and they can always feel each other’s energy.

Hay man The two tree principal principal just explains us perfectly.

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smoking like a gypsy behind a tree

literal translation of genuine serbian phrase to describe exessive or secretive smoking of tobacco.

on a train

did u see that french guy poke his head out the door at that stop and have a cheeky smoke!

yeah, he was smoking like a gypsy behind a tree

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your whole family tree lgbt

Worse than Ur Mom Gay, Ur Dad Lesbian, Ur Granny Tranny, and Ur Grandfather Asexual. If you say this word, you will immediately become a virgin and your left lung will explode. Anyone around you will instantly die and burst into flames. Anyone in a 100-mile radius will feel the effects of Chernobyl and ultimately get their penis chopped off. Anyone outside of THAT will become gay.

Tim: Ur Mom gay

Joe: Ur dad Lesbian
Tim: Ur Granny Tranny
Joe: Ur Grandfather Asexual
Tim: THATS FUCKING IT JOE, I HAD ENOUGH
Joe: NO TIM
Tim: Your whole family tree lgbt
Joe: *Instantly dies and burns*
Random Person: WHERES MY PENIS

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