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This is the exact DNA match of Uncle Fester. However he has had his fair share of Hagfish and bobbit worms, ultimately causing him to form into a chrysalis and to hatch as uncle Pector. The hagburps are uncontrollable at this stage, especially at Christmas.
Steven was reinacting Uncle Pector on his Wednesday ritual.
Verb: To finish most of a snack or drink, usually in hopes that someone else will finish it later. This takes the responsibility of throwing it away because you can't be bothered to get rid of it yourself.
Noun 1: A snack or drink with a minimal amount of food left.
Noun 2: The person doing it.
Respectful person: "Hey! You uncle Philly! don't finish 95% of the chips!"
Uncle Philly: "Sorry, you know I love snacks!"
A drink that combines a shot (usually a double) of Wild Turkey poured into a pint glass with 12oz of Miller Genuine Draft in it. It is promptly consumed in a one-n'-done chug. It represents something along the lines of how your uncle would drink if he had some bad news to tell you.
Uncle: Give me a Wild Uncle and make it a double. I just don't know how to tell my nephew he's an orphan and my trailer ain't no place for kids.
Bartender: Sure thing pal. Maybe you shouldn't have drove him to a bar to break that news...
When someone mistakes too uncool for too uncle
John is too uncle for transition lenses.
An African American female that has mostly white male friends and identifies as one of the bros and supports their 'quiet' misogyny and racism.
She used to be captain of the neighborhood softball team, but that Uncle Tom Boy is too good for us since she went off to college.
A woman who is a female version of a stereotypical “Drunk Uncle”. Commonly known for drinking bud light and piss at 8am in northern states.
“ALEX RAILED A LADY UNCLE!”
n. Australian skateboarder term for a loser, usually from Perth.
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Cricket mate! I don’t mean to belittle your new Nike strides but those pommey abominations make you look like a wallaby’s uncle.
No offence taken Bruce. Me gran in Perth sent them out via bush plane for Anzac Day.