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When you empty a whole bottle of maple syrup into your asshole, then continue to squat over and release it on your partner like they're an overdone pancake from ihop.
"The syrup came out slower than molasses when I was giving her a Canadian Brown shower last night."
Scale used in prison determining how likely it is you will be penetrated in the shower
1- ugliest fattest person ever
2- Semi ugly only touched by the lowest inmates
3- eh your some what decent tred carefully
4- try not to drop the soap because your are pretty good looking
5-you are either really hot or really gay and willing
Hey Jerome you see that guy over there he's a total 5 on the shower material scale.
I bet he was gay before he did time
Pouring a coors light over an unsuspecting victims head
Damn…after the bar, Jason gave Bryan a Rocky Mountain Shower.
When one is stranded in the bathroom without an toilet paper and must rely on others for help or waddle over to get some toilet paper somewhere else.
Bob: Dude, thanks, I was totally stranded in the shower room!
Randy: You know I always help my homies out!
When you're in the shower and genuinely can't remember if you already cleaned a specific body part.
OK, that's my arms, and now time to clean my...huh...did I already clean my back? I have NO clue. Damn shower-term memory!
A full auto mag dump with a VZ-52 sub machine gun where the first ejected brass case doesn't hit the ground before the bolt locks back due to the weapons high cyclic rate.
Comrade, I have eliminated the enemy of the state with a czech golden shower.
Your Comrade: AH Excellent. We didn't have room in the gulags anyways. Too many disinformation spreaders are proving their loyalty in Siberia.
A 20 Round full auto mag dump from a VZ-61 where the 1st ejected case does not hit the ground until the bolt locks back due to the weapons high cyclic rate. Note: This only makes sense with nice brass case ammo.
Comrade, I have given the enemy of the state the czech golden shower.
Your comrade: Ah excellent. The gulags are full from all the disinformation spreaders anyways. He won't recover from a 20 round mag of .32 acp.