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When you penis is erect and penetrates your bed sheet and forms a hill.
I noticed my boner hill this morning
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The erection one receives that is instigated by the feeling of pure joy or excitement.
Ron got an instant joy boner when he found that his mates had organised front row tickets to the Lakers' game for his birthday
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When you are eating something amazing and it makes you ooh and ahh - precedes a foodgasm.
I am eating Amy's Frito Pie. I have a major tummy boner.
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"Well, I think boner is another word for mistake, like 'I made a big boner in math class' so maybe Boner Doner means 'I donate mistakes.'" - Hubie's Mom
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An uncontrollable erection caused by experiencing a stereotypically Jewish event.
I got such a raging Jew boner when I saw her nose.
Steve's Jew boner wouldn't relent when he found out Nordstrum had marked their entire inventory by 25%.
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Something EXTREMELY that gives guys boners the second they see it.
"We're so hot, we're totally insta-boners."
"Dude, have you seen Taylor? She's a total insta-boner."
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Being overtly enthusiastic about enforcing rules and regulations. Most commonly used in military circles.
The act of getting excited sexually by the enforcement of unimportant rules and regulations.
OMG there goes Mikey with another reg boner....
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