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very scientific definition:
c-bass:
a type of ugly "sea bass" (fish). usually ginger in color, its scales are simply flaky spots of acne.
c-bass is known to be an antisocial species, and will hide away from humans if seen. rarely caught in fishing nets, it will bite its way out if caught in such a situation, with its ginger fangs.
swimming in the ocean, they often like to think of themselves as "surfing the net", since they like to go on the computer and look at pictures of other c-bass like them, which is a rare event for a c-bass, since it usually cowers away from seeing other individuals.
if kept in captivity, special precaution should be taken to ensure a c-bass does not see a mirror, or it will die.
renowned worldwide for their impressive ginger color, they are often mistaken for goldfish. however, close inspection will reveal the acne, which forms the basis of differentiation between the two species. fish-owners should not keep goldfish and c-bass in the same tank, as c-bass have been reported to rape the fish, as c-bass like fishy sex, and may often go to tesco's just to buy fish there for the purpose.
a c-bass's main diet consists of ginger-nut biscuits, ginger bread, and ginger beer. this should be fed in large doses, because c-bass need a lot of food to keep up their large weight.
care should be taken when handling inviduals, as they are known to bite. whilst the bite itself is notpoisonous, the c-bass is highly contaminated with acne, and uses it as a contagious defense against predators, and unless treated with "anti-cbass" before 24 hours, an acne outbirst may spread across the entire body, along with genital worts.
due to the antisocial habits of the c-bass, breeding is very difficult, and for this reason, we at HornyFish4U Ltd. do not recommend males and females (or males and males for gay c-bass, or females and females for rugmuncher-bass) be kept together, as they may even end up eating eachother.
"oi m8, ma fkin c-bass ate his sister the otha day"
in the words of a c-bass himself:
"it ent 'once youv had black, youll never go back', its 'once youve had c-bass, youll turn around and give him your ass' coz i is one sexy ginger-munch!"
in the words of another:
"ginger is the new black. fat is the new hot. and c-bass is your new fuckbuddy"
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relatively common problem affecting the wrist and hand of people refusing to complete logo projects
i'm trying to minimize my time as much as necessary.... it aint worth suffering from c-tunnel the rest of my life...
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shitz game dat me and seminole 407 crew playz at lunch and sam alwayz cleanz up cuz he'z pro but his dyce sukk so he alwayz loses his money and givez him a gamblyn problem. thats pretty much c-lo
zhit i lozt all miyz moniy bitchezz!! i bet my watch!!! i hope i get c-lo!!
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crackheads and degenerates. aka. changes daily.
usually in the buisness of making aircraft interiors, but mostly spend their time looking up sick and twisted terminologies.
those C&Ders are talking about dirty sanchez's kids being dropped of at the pool.
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verb: this generally refers to the concept of engaging in sexual activities with an integer of above ten - at once.
Guy 1: Hey, how was the party last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, it was awesome, pulled a C-dawg on like 16 birds.
Guy 1: Niiiiiiiiice!
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Lift and Carry.
A sexual fetish which involves sexual arousal obtained either by carrying a person or (more often) being carried. In theory this is gender neutral where anybody can gain arousal by either carrying or being carried. In practice its more often the case where a man gets aroused by being carried by a woman.
Pulled a chick and went back to hers. We were larking about when suddenly she picked me up and I ended up jizzing in my jeans. That L&C was amazing ! .
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