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The act of going into a porta-potty to take a shit, and deciding that you have enough time to rub one off.
Matt: dude what took you so long.
Ben: Dude chill, i was making a chocolate snowcone.
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The basketball legend known as Jeff Louie
Man is that Jeff Louie? Naw that's 'White Chocolate'.
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When two homosexual men perform fellatio on each other in a position that straight people refer to as the 69 position. After both men ejaculate they procede to poop on each others face, similar to 2 girls 1 cup.
Jason: Dude, is Jim making out with that guy that looks like Johnny Damon?
Chris: He sure is.
Jason: That is so gay. They will probably chocolate walrus tonight.
Chris: That is a guarantee my friend.
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When a man takes a shit in a girls mouth and lets the girl suck his dick with shit in her mouth
He was having fun but he wanted more kinky shit....a chocolate cupcake
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When a naked man sits on the naked body of a woman and excretes a Cleveland Steamer into her vaginal cavity thus mixing it with the secretion from her vaginal walls. Then the now watered down fecal matter ferments thus building up a release of gas within the vagina this causes the vagina to queef thus projecting forth the 'chocolate rain.
Bitch You Better Hold In That Mother Fucking Chocolate Rain.
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A new type of explosive, currently bieng tested by a joint US-Canadian military research team. The purpose of this new weapon of war is simple: The bombs are designed to look ad taste like actual chocolate, but are laced with a powerful instant-acting laxative that, as soon as the bar is ingested, causes the bowels to let loose with a torrent of disgustign fecal matter. the force generated by said fecal matter causes the intestines, as well as the rectum to fracture and be released with the fecal matter through the torn shreds of the rectum. however, the bars also include miniature time bombs that, as the target is ingesting the bomb,coat the throat of the target. these miniature time bombs are made of a new type of plastic explosive which is like a thin form of elastic. This plastic is designed to detonate after one miunute, ending the life of the target, and anyone else who came to see what was happening. the result is the ultimate weapon of war.
The military applications of this weapon are still bieng discussed at this time
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n. While performing anal sex with a single partner, the reciever is demanded to force out a small, pastry-sized turd just as the giver ejaculates, inserting one's "creamy filling" into the defecation. The reciever is then fed the tasty desert.
Well Benson, this was a lovely date, and the dinner was delicious. Why don't we cap this night off by going back to my place and making come Chocolate Twinkies?
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