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Jacob

A gay fat ass that only gives a shit about himself and will abuse you
Stay away from Jacobs

Son: who is that in the alley
Mom: oh that's a jacob stay away he will rape you

by Bingbangbongboi November 15, 2019


Jacob

one of the best people you will ever meet. He will be your best friend but you might not be his because he has lots of friends due to his kindness. he is ginger which means he is a special species. He will always argue that gingers need to be a minority. He will remind you of your siblings. he is extremely smart and will probably end up at an ivy league. he will talk to you for hours and always responds. never trust him on a four-wheeler. definitely needs to be kept away from any sort of weapon. he doesn't like roller coasters. you can talk to him about anything and he will understand. one of the greatest friends you will ever have.

jacob are you on an FBI list for searching up how to make crystal meth?!!?!!!??!!!

by I_just_need_to_vent June 26, 2023


Jacob

A man whos penis is a foot longer than eveyone else, and strikingly handsome. Jacob can be a strong and charming man who can snag any girl, without the needing to talk to them. Hes a magnet to all thicc girls only a beta male could dream of. Jacob is friends with almost everyone and if your not friends with him, you have a tiny penis. Jacob is the man of your dreams, and good luck trying to get a Jacob

"I bet Jacob has a 10 inch cock"
"Omg, Jacob is sooo hot"
If only i could have even the slightest chance with jacob.

by xxxthanos April 30, 2019


jacob

jacob is a guy with blond hair and would rather be out side and not in doors . he is a guy that hangs out with girls more then dudes and makes them laugh. he also has a really dirty mind.

omg why does jacob have such a dirty mind what he said made me laugh

by tumbob October 5, 2020


jacob

jacob is a guy that is fun to hang out with loves the out doors and hangs out with girls more then boys but dosent hit on them because he afraid of geting frend zoned

jacob:hey can i sit here
person:sure

by tumbob October 5, 2020


Jacob

Shrimp dick. Idiotic peace of shit and annoying

Jacob is a dick head

by TSM_Cracker July 5, 2019


Jacob

Jacob is a very athletic man that has an IQ of a dead horse. He has the skill of Messi is soccer but is three grades behind in ela and math.

Wow, look at Jacob playing soccer, I wish he was that good and ela and math.

by qewrsetdryjftukgybilhnuji;k February 8, 2024