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climaxless life

the plight of many females...going from birth to death never experiencing an orgasm. possibly with a physical defect complicating same. -more likely an individual 'poisoned' by the church!, unable to relax and 'GET OFF' due to these things.

any female actually 'exploding into the cosmos' will definitely be back for more!!, sex no longer being a messy 'chore'.

sometimes the fault of the male, assuming his ramming 'magic stick' will hit and 'tease' the 'spot' continuously for the required amount of time!! (you?)

-cunnilingus not a guarantee, but a big help to the female unresponsive to a 'pounding', the tongue providing some un-deadening delicateness, required by many females. the female able to 'launch' themselves, at least has had the experience!! communication also a HUGE factor!!, i.e. TELL ME WHAT YOU NEED!!

that librarian smacks of a climaxless life!!

sue had never suffered a climaxless life

her ex-husband was a huge ASS, but HAD relieved her of a climaxless life!!

by michael foolsley June 19, 2012


ugg life

An avid wearer of ugg shoes

One who wears uggs on a daily basis

What you know about that ugg life?
If you have a closet full of uggs.....you live the ugg life!

by scoob408 December 28, 2015


Firsthand In Life

That bullshit joke that CameronCorder attempted on the arsehole race. Cameron knew it was wank but needed filler before all of the record based puns.

Did you hear that Firsthand In Life comment? I bet the creator is mortified

by CameronCorder September 24, 2021


Life hole

The opening to which allows for growth of a new human being. The vagina, if you will.

Frank - "Did you get that girl's number last night?"

Thad - "Oh, you betcha, friend. I introduced my magic stick to her life hole."

by Dangerdansby May 5, 2014


Ze Life

After a gruelling task being able to watch good show and having good snacks and drinks

I believe I have achieved Ze Life

by Big brain smart guy August 26, 2022


Cunt life

An almighty uterus gang comprised of 2 or more members.

I didn't chose through cunt life, the cunt life chose me.

by Heat of the Assbutt March 26, 2016


back to life

(verb) to restore to life.

- regain life, consciousness, or strength.

- give new strength or energy to.

- to be restored to best, optimal condition (used in Barbering to describe the results of getting an exceptional quality haircut) 💇🏻 ♂️

- bring new vigor to.

(Adj.) revived, maintained. Resurrected

I finally got my haircut. My barber did a great job. He brought me back to life.

by Alpha 1 May 10, 2020