Ham n Jam

v. To get Hammered and then to attend a Jam (Party)

Can be shorted to HJ.

1. Adam "Yo brah what are you sayin this weekend?"

Carl "Not too much probably just the usual Ham n Jam."

2. Sarah "Hey you down for a Ham n Jam?"

Max "Im always down for a HJ"

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chicken n beer

One of Ludacris' great Cds

Feels like a midget is hangin 4rm my necklace~

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soak-n-poke

A hot spring spa/resort with indoor private tub rooms in which randy guys take their wive's or girlfriends with the intent of getting a little hot steamy action, but more often than not just hear the words, "No way, those walls are way too thin, and I'm not so sure about this water..."

"I took her out to dinner and then to the soak-n-poke, but she was worried the manky water would give her an infection."

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Eat N' Puke

Eat N' Park (Which makes no sense)

People usually refer to Eat N' Park as Eat N' Puke if they do not like their food.

You actually like Eat N' Puke?

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flip n fuck

A fold up casual chair, usually made of foam that folds into thirds to sit in and folds out on the floor for guests. Handy for overnight guests or impromptu sex sessions.

My air mattress leaks, but luckily I had that flip n fuck in the spare room for my guest.

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Dropping The N-Bomb

a wussy way to say the popular term used to describe people of African descent. It was originally started so little skinny white kids could refer to the term without actually saying it. Ironically, this is actually more racist if you put it into correct context, because it implies that you are afraid of a black kid beating you down if you say the dreaded "N-word." However, I am by no means racist myself, so please dont send threatening emails and junk. In fact, I am a advocate of anti-racism, and I posted this definition in order to help fight the more and more confusing methods of discrimination plaguing us every day.

Jimmy got in trouble when he dropped the N-bomb.

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mac n trash

An apple maccintosh computer usually running OS9 and/or earlyer. They would offten crash, or, "freeze up", when running multiple applications, making them unusable.

Gawd this thing froze! Stupid mac n trash!

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