can you take the trash out

something that your wife asks you when you're tired at night. about to go to sleep and gotta reset them popeye legs.

"Hey honey, can you take the trash out and the clothes downstairs.

No booboo kitty i can't"

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Can I say the N word

A question, often asked by Wiggers, to the President Obama.

"Can I say the N word?"
"Can I have an N word pass?"

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zacky poo poo tuna can

tuna can--the size penis zacky poo poo wishes he had and zacky poo poo the name we gave him because we love him

Zacky poo poo tuna can keeps tryin to flash his tuna can but no one ever remembers there microscope :) love you zacky poo poo

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You can copy-paste that again

While on any messenger, someone tells you something that you would normally reply "You can say that again"

>Did you see the Champions League final yesterday?
>Yes, Barca was way much more better than PAOK!
>Sure was! You can copy-paste that again!!!

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You can bang me later

Instead of saying "You can thank me later" after doing something nice for somebody, respond by saying, "You can bang me later." Hopefully you get BANGED!

"Hey, you dropped this pen."

"Oh."

"No worries."

"Really?"

"You can bang me later"

"Okay!"

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Can you feel the love tonight

A song 'written' by Elton John and Tim Rice. Actually it's tune was copied from the national anthem of Mongolia, so Bilegiin Damdinsüren and Luvsanjambyn Mördorj should be mentioned in The Lion King end credits instead of Elton John.

And why the Mongolians stood up when Can you feel the love tonight was playing?

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Face like a dented can of chum

Used to describe an unattractive face. Chum being a brand of dog food.

She's a nice girl but she has a face like a dented can of chum.

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