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The Black Rule

He who decides to disappear must stay that course and make no reappearances unless there is urgent and relevant circumstance.

Basically, if you go off the grid, you stay off the grid and don't come back without a good goddamn reason.

Andy Kaufman knows enough to follow the Black Rule.

by Shawnty February 27, 2007

11๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Black Osama

Democratic candidate, Barack Obama's real name.

-2008 PRESIDENTIAL BALLOT-
*Hillary Rodded Clinton
*Black Hussein Osama
*John Edwards the one vote wonder

John: Hey, who are you voting for?
Billy: I don't know, probably that dumbass who can't open a door, you?
John: No no no... your thinking of George W. Bush, he isn't running.
Billy: Well, he'd still be better than Black Osama.
John: You're being racist.
Billy: But I'm black too, that's not racism- it's common sense.

by Glomwill January 24, 2008

96๐Ÿ‘ 75๐Ÿ‘Ž


black hole

Someone notorious for not returning money borrowed from friends. ie. Steve Turkey

"dude, I wonder how much baby formula that black hole can buy with my money"

by Jeanie March 3, 2006

81๐Ÿ‘ 62๐Ÿ‘Ž


black attack

This prejudiced term refers to black families and people who work hard to get enough money to leave the ghetto and move to a more respectable neighborhood.

This is the primary cause for white flight in the once affluent suburbs of the U.S.

Joseph: I grew up in Harlem but graduated from Harvard with a 4.0, and a degree in Law. I decided to move to scarsdale into a nice house. My white neighbors moved out 2 years later. I overheard them saying they were victims of black attack.

by johnfitzgibbonsIII July 7, 2006

42๐Ÿ‘ 29๐Ÿ‘Ž


black metal

melodic guitars, high pitch or loud screams, music for the dark and mature.

black metal is VERY different from death metal.

by 121 March 16, 2003

125๐Ÿ‘ 100๐Ÿ‘Ž


Black Mamba

a highly venomous, slender, olive-brown to dark gray penis that moves with great speed and agility. Native to eastern and southern Africa. A penis like this could also be found in the home of Patrick Johnson's, who is located in Arizona. It is the largest poisonous penis on the continent.

Yeah, Patricks Black Mamba is UNREAL.

by Taraberra April 29, 2011

37๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


black powder

A heaving explosive first discovered by Chinese alchemists in the 9th century. It is comprised of KNO4(Potassium nitrate/saltpeter) + charcoal + sulfur mixed in a 15:3:2 ratio respectively. Also known as gun powder.

Quick, load the black powder into the cannon!

by POLSKASH January 4, 2006

37๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž