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When you hit a home run and the bat isn't the only hard wood
Good job man! That was a damn good raging home boner
When you hit a home run and the bat isn't the only hard wood
Damn nice hit! Certainly gave me a raging home boner!
Taking a shit on your home toilet
I was laying a dump at home when the bell rang.
A mispronunciation of Camila Cabello when she was singing the song "I'll Be Home For Christmas."
Instruments... Camila: I'll be home for quismois.
The day in which you may celebrate nutting once again until next years November hits.
Jerry: May you cum to home-cuming with me
Charles: Sure
June 4th
Today is National Stay at Home Day! This means you do not have to go to work, school, or even leave the house.
"Ay yo, today is National Stay at Home Day, where are you going?"
"Well I was gonna go to work but not anymore!"