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An organizational recognition the management "has" to "give" everybody.
I don't blame Lisa; when I'm slowed down to mere above-average performance and speed I'll hang on for the Longevity Biscuit too!
A new insult to discreetly say " you are a bitch/slag/slut" ect.
Mum: *takes phone*
Me: you are such a bourbon biscuit
Mum: what the f-
The calculation or guestimate required to work out just the right amount of alcohol and “vitamin powder” you can stand before having to play Sunday league at 10 in the morning.
Often miscalculated, leading to injuries, vomiting and disappointed teammates.
Richard: “What’s George doing over there?”
Jack: “Trying to work out his prematch limits.”
Andrew: “Oh. The Biscuit Conundrum.”
Daniel: “I hope he gets it right. He’s got a relegation 6 pointer tomorrow morning”
(of my own invention) A deregatory term used to refer to a male (or females in some cases) that are acting like utter jackasses. This term is supposed to make the person reflect on their decisions. (closely related to douchenozzle)
wow bro, this dude is being such a douche biscuit.
A little girl, or an underage girl not old enough for consensual sex
Ha little biscuit, how old are you?
A cheap biscuit because McVities get all the broken biscuits, mash them together, add some stork margarine and loads of ground ginger to hide the taste of the other biscuits.
Need something sweet but only got 29p,I'll go and buy a packet of Aldi everyday ginger biscuits.
An insult to all ginger people
'' you ##?!!$''
''well you're a ginger biscuit''
''aaaahhhhhhahahh''