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When someone had the birth defect of having three penises.
Person 1: "Did you hear that Joe has a tri-dick?"
Person 2: "Yeah, I don't wanna see his three penises."
When you get blueballs but baby batter still comes out
Dude: She kept stopping and going so I got blue balls but I still came, it just hurt
Chad: Damn, You got blue balls white dick
Dude: what the fuck
The one you miss most, since he always has your back, even though it might be MBT time.
When the waitress asks for the bill, d’n Kleine Dicke zahlt
A word/phrase you use when you don’t know how to spell “dictate” when your drunk texting your ex a whole apology essay
This word/phrase is mostly used by D1 football players who have attended summer school for… obvious reasons
“I didn’t mean to let my friends dick tate our relationship”
The final form of a pick me girl. Instead leveraging the regular “im not like those other girls , im one of the boys” trope she uses sexual proclivities to be accepted by males.
“She got passed around like a blunt and then paid for the bag”
“Yeah she’s a dick me girl”
when you sit around and just look for guys cocks and try to get sneek peeks in the bathroom
john is always hanging at wawa dick dwelling he tries to look at peoples cocks john is a dick dweller
A dick-dweller (or cock-walker) is someone who enjoys being the bottom or receiver during sexual intercourse and displays themself in a slutty manner.
Bro, Stacey broke up with me
How come?
She cheated on me with like 5 guys at once
Dude, she is such a dick-dweller