november 17

november 17 come to school high asf they cant kick us all out

november 17 it say what it say no examples except tell yo friends

June 17

June 17 is the day where people who have laughs that are funnier than the joke are born on

*tells a joke*
-person born on June 17 laughs
-everyone laughs at her/his laugh
-BRO YOUR LAUGH IS FUNNIER THAN THE JOKE HAHAHHAHA
-that’s because she/he is born on June 17!

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october 17

national girl hug a boy day ,, girls get to hug any boy they want :)

"Nation Girl Hug a Boy day is October 17!"

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march 17

The day leprechauns and people wearing green get really drunk and dance to Irish music.

Tom: Hey brad lets go get totally wasted on March 17!
Brad: huh? Why that specific day? Cause it’s March 17th. That’s the day everyone gets wasted and dances like idiots.

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september 17

the best sister on the whole earth and will forever be there for her younger sister

i have the best sister cause she is born in september 17

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February 17

National Kiss my Ass day
Oh, it’s February 17th. It’s a day where no one cares about anyone else opinions

Karen: Sam, you really shouldn’t smoke. It’s bad for your health and my baby.
Sam: Karen, shut up, you and your baby can kiss my ass. It’s February 17th

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11/17

Bill gates likes this date for some reason, and most of his big projects are released on Nov 17.

11/17: Gates Unveils Spam, Security Help

11/17: Microsoft is working on building more secure products by designing, promoting security training and development, easing patch management, and partnering with hardware makers and security companies.

11/17: Bill Gate's announcement of MOM's availability, this editor offers a brief overview of MOM as well as the product benefits.

11/17: Bill Gates, when questioned about the more than 10,000 known bugs Microsoft acknowledged existed in Windows 98, claimed “There are no significant bugs in our released software that any significant number of users want fixed.…The reason we come up with new versions is not to fix bugs.…It’s the stupidest reason to buy a new version I ever heard.”


11/17: "Microsoft Chairman and Chief Software Architect Bill Gates offers two pills to Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer in a 'Matrix' spoof video during Gates' keynote address for the Comdex computer convention in Las Vegas, Nevada November 16, 2003. 'Take the Big Blue pill and this story ends,' Gates says to Ballmer, referring to a pivotal scene in the movie and also to IBM's nickname, 'And armies of consultants are running around the IT world. Take the red pill (representing Microsoft) and you stay in Wonderland.' Gates played the character 'Neo' from the film." (LOL)

11/17: Prop 71 has raised about $26 million from a prominent list of venture capitalists and high-tech executives including Bill Gates and John Doerr.

And more...

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