4chan

it's one of the darkest depths of the internet, the people on there are interesting people to say the least.
god forbid the anons happen to not like you, because when 4chan users don't like something, they'll gain a dangerous hate boner. (or should i say rage boner)

"i'm gonna go on 4chan" i said
"it'll be fun" i said

4chan combat van

a van that users of 4chan tend to show up to the houses of those who disagreed with them and have intent have harm the aforementioned person who disagreed with them.
(usually happens after the disagreed person has their home address leaked on 4chan)

sane person (who somehow ended up on 4chan): hitler was a horrible person
5 DAYS LATER
sane person (who somehow ended up on 4chan): OH FUCK ITS THE 4CHAN COMBAT VAN AND THIS TIME THEY HAVE ASSULT RIFLES!
sane person (who somehow ended up on 4chan): *starts loading FA03 with intent to defend his/her fort*

4Chan Éclair

when you shit in someone's pillowcase and play it like an accordian

"would ever shut up, would you? I'mma shit in your pillowcase, play it like a fucking accordian and call it a 4Chan Éclair"