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Area 51 is gonna get fucked in the ass by John wick
Fucking John wick is gonna raid Area 51 fuck yeah
A letdown. Except for that one guy who Naruto ran behind that reporter.
Goddamnit, I was watching the Area 51 livestream all day and all that happened was a couple of people got arrested
A secret place that is believed to hide the most overpowered items. One example of this is they hold them recipe for a Bedrock Sword for Minecraft. Another thing they hold is a real life stand arrow from JoJo Bizarre Adventures. They also hold real Pokémon and a lot of Masterballs. There are many other overpowered items in Area 51. People have came up with a plan to invade Area 51. There are the Naurto Runners which are the fastest people on Earth. In reality there just weebs who want real cat girls. Fucking degenerates. Then we have the Anti-Vax kids. They will be used for bullet sponges because let’s be honest, they don’t have that much time to live. Then we have the Anti-Vax Mom which will use their false facts to confuse the guards. We will also to have Rock Throwers because rock are the best ranged weapon. Second to last we have have the Ricardos. These are unstoppable gods that will ensure our victory. Lasty, we have the normal people which will just sneak in from the back. Good luck soldiers and like always RIP Bob Ross
Naurto Runner:Hey are you going to Area 51?
Normal Person: Yeah dude I want to get my hands on a real lightsaber
Naurto Runner: Yeah I want a cat girl
Normal Person: You fucking degenerate
Turn around, there's nothing here.
yo, what the fuck u still doin here, fuck off,
(this shit website told me to 'include the word being defined' here, so
Area 51
A simple way for the US government to get rid of 1 million people and get away with it
Person1: lets go to area 51 tomorrow
Person2: yes! I'm down
US government: allahu akbar(Drop the bomb)
Area 51 is a gouverment top secret place where you are no allowed to enter because"you can see the aliens wich are hidden there" or that s the opinion of people who wanted to storm area 51.
Jhon:"I almost saw an alien"
Me:"What are you talking about?"
Jhon:"I was shot by guards while trying to get inside a bunker"
A random person:"Aliens does exist!"
Me:"Of course that you have seen an alien because you entered in fucking Coma and you, the unknown person, Nobody asked you anything, so shut up!"
Jesus:"LOL, Theese 3 guies are made by my cat while i went to the haven store!"
Area 51 is a top secret gouverment prohimited zone!
The army base that we have raided on September 20th, 2019 to clap alien cheeks.
Why are we raiding Area 51 when we hould be raiding the air to clear up the useless green house gases.