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The strongest most powerful being in existence.
If the one above all’s power level is ♾ then Bully Maguire’s power level is ♾ to the power of ♾.
This absolute beast makes even Goku look like a joke and piss his pants, more powerful than 100% Shrek and Shaggy combined and even full power ultra instinct shaggy cowers in fear when faced against him. He is thee almighty and thou most powerful being as he transcends all of fiction and bully’s everyone who existed in fiction. He is so powerful he could enter the real world like how he did in family feud where he clapped everyone’s asses.
Ultra Instinct Shaggy: *Uses 0.0000000000000001 percent of his power*
*KilLs ThE oNe ABoVe aLl wiTh OnE lOoK*
Bully Maguire: I’m gonna put dirt in your eye
*Kicks and punches UI shaggy in ♾ speed and pisses and shits on him while dancing*
Bully Maguire: Look at little Shag junior, GONNA CRY?
UI Shaggy: Uses *69420 percent of his power*
WhO sAiD 100 PeRceNt WAs mY LiMit!!?!!?!
Bully Maguire: I missed the part where that’s my problem
UI Shaggy: *neArly diEs fROm eMoTioNal DaMAGe*
UI Shaggy: I’m sorry for killing God( one above all)
Bully Maguire: *enraged at him* YOU WANT FORGIVENESS GET RELIGION
*proceeds to kill shaggy*
Bully Maguire: Dances and pees, poops on UI shaggy’s corpse
Also Bully Maguire: SeE yA ChUMp
*ReViVes gOD( one above all)
Moral of the story: Don’t mess with bully Maguire
And if you want forgiveness, get religion.
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The peek of the male species, in mind and body. Also known as an absolute fucking unit.
Girl: "Hi!"
Bully Maguire: "I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye"
Girl: "No! Stop! I'm wet all over!"
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An aggressive offer for a property, particularly one made out for an amount far above the asking price and way before the date that offers are to be officially accepted. A tactic some house buyers use in order to bypass the bidding war. Also is known as a pre-emptive offer.
Man! This city's real estate market is really hot! So don't wait until the date the seller asks for to make an offer. Because if you don't make an early bully offer, some other buyers will.
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A role model that all men should follow to get girls and become successful in life.
Tom Holland: I uped my grindset through following the actions and though process of bully maguire.
Ned: Really?! Can you please explain?
Tom: I missed the part where that's my problem
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Chart bullying is when an artist or group becomes to powerful and other artists music can't pass them in streaming to chart on the Billboards or other music platforms. The term picked up popularity on Twitter as BTS continues to dominate the world. Usually used passive aggressively in a light hearted manner.
BTS and the Army really are chart bullies taking 4 of the top 5 spots like that. STREAM BOY WITH LUV!
Bully special is a type of cocktail that became a favourite of UK gamblers in the late 90's to either celebrate winning - or drown sorrows when losing. It consists of 3 parts scotch, 3 parts Absynth, 2 parts pineapple juice and 1 part rum. It is quite vile in taste, expensive and very bad for the consumers health. They are sometimes served lit on fire for dramatic affect.
Ian went to the bar and asked Dave what he fancied, Dave said come on then, get me a Bully Special. They both ended up in the local jail later that night!
The strongest character in history. He can even defeat everyone with a single sentence. I missed the part where that's my problem.
Guy: I think I'm dying!
Bully Maguire: I missed the part where that's my problem.
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