a group or collection of many; a range from a dozen plus one to a dozen plus infinity: from the practice among hoarders and other pack rats of accumulating more items than is necessary, warranted, or even healthy. The paradox of simultaneously having too many and also not enough of a particular item or experience. Often used as hyperbole.
1. I got a great deal on the hoarder's dozen of shoes I bought on sale.
2. There are a hoarder's dozen Starbucks near my house.
3. She has a hoarder's dozen Facebook friends.
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A Dozen is 12, A groomers Dozen is any number lower than that.
"Aight Charlie, how many bevs you bringing!?"
"A Groomer's Dozen"
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Fourteen of a particular thing.
I got a Wisconsin dozen of donuts, so all seven of us could have two apiece.
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Being penetrated by 13 men, one after the other
BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM
just like that
Tim: This girl walked into our bakery the other day, asked for a baker's dozen... we sure gave her one. She could barely walk afterwards.
Derek: Man that shit is ugly
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A Baker's Dozen is 13. A Golfer's Dozen is 14. The number of extra marital affairs Tiger Woods has racked up.
Tiger Woods has a Golfer's Dozen notches on his putter.
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The exhausting phenomenon of having thirteen loose bowel evacuations in one 24 hour period. Especially while on holiday in Mexico or in Majorca on your 30th birthday with seven of your mates.
'I really thought Paul was going to make a baker's dozen but he bust and had his 14th at five to midnight. That's 20 euros wasted then.'
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