pickle hunting

When you’re in need of dick but can’t say it out loud because of the people around you.

Ugh, I wish we could go pickle hunting!

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Full Pickle

Made popular by Roger on the tv show "American Dad"; going 'Full Pickle' means to show your entire penis.

This strip club sucks. None of these guys are gonna go full pickle.

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Pickle chin

An insult for someone with a face structure that looks similar to the Crimson Chin from The Fairly OddParents

Boy I’m really boutta get to yo pickle chin ass boy, egg head like collard greens headass boy, oh hell nah boy yo dirt ass boy stank ass boy afro headass, lip gloss chin ass boy ugly ass boy

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Fried pickles

Means to call the police on a pedophile. Predator Catchers use the term when they want the police called to come make an arrest.

When will my fried pickles be here?

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pickled excrement

A large pickle jar that you fill with piss. Then, every time you have to take a shit, you do it into the jar. After approximately 10 turds, the jar resembles a jar of pickles, except that it is meat pickles. Then you just go ahead and bust it on someone's car or house.

PEDESTRIAN: Officer, I don't know what happened. There's shit and piss and busted glass all over my grandmother's car.

OFFICER: Yeah, it looks like pickled excrement.

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Pickle Tickler

Noun,

A tongue, lip or any other Intra-oral and/or peri-oral piercing designed to increase and facilitate stimulation of the penis while performing oral sex. Popular among those who identify themselves as a hoochie, whore, sluts, cholita, juggalette, douche baggette, punk, fairy, puffer, emo, homo, and/or trollo.

I bet that dude with a pony and pickle tickler would bob your knob if you asked him.

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pickle jockey

A very flamboyant and extremely feminine gay man. Homosexual.

That dude's so gay, what a pickle jockey.