officer

Short for commissioned-officer.

Military noncomissioned member: "Here comes an officer!"

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officer

Short for Police Officer

That Muthafuckin police Officer pulled me over and took my sticky icky.

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officer

one who exemplifies the purity of the word toolbag

that officer is a toolbag

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The Office

is the best show this world will ever see.

I love The Office so much it is the best show ever.

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The Office

A BBC2 office comedy that was a huge hit in the UK. The US version is also very funny, with Steve Carrell starring as the boss. A quiet kind of humour that will have you doubling over.

Steve Carrell: "This is Pam, our secretary. If you think she's cute now, you should have seen her two years ago! Ho boy!"

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The Office

Simply the greatest show in telvisin history.

Hey did you catch The Office last night?

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Office

A waiting room where most of us wait to die after we have completed college.

If someone works a 40 hour a week job for 40 years, they will have spent approximately 9 years of their life at work. And since so many die soon after retirement, offices are waiting rooms for people waiting to die.

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