battery acid

Pay no attention to that other definition. The REAL battery acid is a mixture of a sparks energy/alcohol drink with 2-4 shots of your favorite vodka, preferrably a citrus, making one hip drink. The term "battery" comes from the striking similarity the can has to an energizer battery. Just hook it up and get ready to party.

Partygoer #1: Check out Teo on the dance floor. How's he able to blow up so huge?!
Partygoer #2: Must've had some battery acid.

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acid piss

condition where you eat too much acidic fruit and your pee dissolves everything it has contact with except your genitals.

johns acid piss dissolved my hands

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acid time

What is the meaning of acid time? I don't know it's so hard. It's when you consume acid, it slows down time. Or it could speed up time. It's exponential.

"Man, it's been like 20 hours. Acid time."
"So that could mean 5 minutes or 5 years."
"Or both."

leaking acid

A fart so bad that it burns the nostrils ans stings the eyes

He was leaking acid as he walked, causing people to wretch and heave

Hydroxic Acid

Hydroxic Acid, also known as H2O, is a scientific term for water, which is a common necessity for human and animal life. We, humans, drink the potable water aka. drinkable water.

Hydroxic Acid is a scientific term for acid.

Phallic Acid

A mans sperm.

I gave that girl some Phallic Acid.

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fluoroantimonic acid

The most powerful acid in the known universe
DO NOT DRINK!!!

Kid: can I drink this?
Scientist: NO IT’S FLUOROANTIMONIC ACID!!!