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Matt is a alien and hen is hear to take over the world
Matt is a Alien
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A person (usually a woman) in a photo in which unskillful post-processing made the skin look like almost entirely painted with airbrush tool in Photoshop and turned it roughly into a revolting alien.
This is a common effect due to overuse of bluring, liquiding, clone stamping and softening techniques which are supposed to reduce the small imprecisions of skin and make the person look prettier. Instead, it often backfires by eliminating the features which make the face look real (see also Uncanny Valley).
<browsing through a tabloid> Are these real people or fucking airbrush aliens? Their faces glitter like dog's balls!
A retarded alien is a species that originates from the planet Zorb in the upper quadrant of the Milky Way. The species is generally short, and is similar in appearance to the grey alien. However this species lacks the proper intelligence of the average alien. Usually these aliens would go to earth and probe mindless people by experimenting how wide the human asshole can stretch. They can be spotted over the skies over the southern region of America. Signs of abduction include:
Nausea
Head aches
Graver
Ass hole pain
Sudden loss of genitalia
And an extreme interest in the Star Wars character Jar Jar
Person 1: I think I was abducted by a retarded alien?
Person 2: Oh really?
Person 1: My asshole can stretch farther than 8 inches now.
(verb)the act of using trickey or deciet to show one of your testicles hanging out of your pants to another person.
Me:Hey Scott, is this the right time -holding watch near zipper with 1 testicle hanging out-
Scott: omfg you gave me alien head
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Noun: the act of stretching the scrotum to cover the nose and mouth of an individual with the testes located above the person's mouth so that the person's face looks like an alien.
Courtany passed out last night on my couch so I covered her nose and mouth with my sack. It was the perfect alien facemask.
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Alien Swarm is a co-op squad-based shooter UT3 mod. Set in the distant future, the players take the role of a Commander in the Interstellar Armed Forces. They must guide their squad of marines through Swarm infested colonies, overrun bases and outposts, to achieve a variety of objectives.
Featuring Assault Rifles, Heat Tracking Guns, Sentry Guns, Flamethrowers and more. Alien Swarm can be played single-player or online co-operative multiplayer, with a strong emphasis on teamwork between the marines in both forms of play.
Alien Swarm is now on Steam, as a Source Mod.
guy: wanna play alien swarm??
guy2: the Steam version or UT version?
guy: what Steam version??
guy2: it just came out on Steam as a Source Mod
guy: well, like all urban dictionary definitions, i have to say something perverted now so-
guy2: ASS CLOWN!
guy: hey! i was gonna say that!
guy2: TITS!
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1.the term used to describe the male genetalia of an alien 2.the term used to describe the definition of when an alien female has her space suit jammed up her crotch 3.the alien version of camel toe 4.the term used to describe male human toes
1.i was abducted by aliens and they all probed me with thier alien toes 2.i watched alien porn the other night and im facinated with alien toe fetish 3.Madison,CT is known as alien toe capital of the world
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