john kerry

someone that should be on the Surreal Life

John Kerry is going to be on the Surreal Life next season.

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halo 2

the most over rated game ever for the most over rated game console ever. half life 2 is alot better of a game but, all the n00bs that play the nazi-box wouldnt know any better because they never have played any of the 1000 shooters on pc that are exactly like it with a much better story line and multiplayer mode.

Only n00bs who know jack shit about shooters and that nazi Bill Gates like halo 2. This proves how stupid american video gamers really are.

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x-box

the worst system ever, no true nerd can support it and call himself a video game patriot. also know as the nazi-box

stop video game nazism and liberate the world from the X-box.

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democrats

1)someone who cares greatly what foriegners think such as Slavs, Frogs, and Krauts. Even despite the fact that the USA has defeated or saved all these people numerous times.
2) people that say they stand for the little man, despite all poor people vote republican and all rich people vote democrat.
3) people that want to cut the military funding even though foriegn nations in the middle east are getting more aggressive every second

People like Hillary Clinton are carpet bagging democrats that have never had a real job in their lives.

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fish tanking

(verb) the act of removing the lid on the top of someone's top bowl of their toilet and deficating in it. Followed by placing the top bowl lid back on. Fish tanking is used so that someone can scrub their toilet but they won't be able to get rid of the smell because the defication is in the top part of the toilet.

John fishtanked Scott's apartment and Scott could never get rid of the smell, because the terd was in the top part of the toilet.

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alien head

(verb)the act of using trickey or deciet to show one of your testicles hanging out of your pants to another person.

Me:Hey Scott, is this the right time -holding watch near zipper with 1 testicle hanging out-
Scott: omfg you gave me alien head

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buck

1.v: slang for the act of fighting
2.v: slang for disagree'ing and feeling angry towards something
3.n: slang for a young black man
4.n: a male deer
5.n: slang for money

1. me: "Ray was bucking at lunch."
2. teacher: "We have homework tonite"
me: "I buck"
3. me: "I got the new young buck cd"
4. hunter: "I shot a buck last nite."
5. me: "My nintendo DS cost 150 bucks."

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