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One who gets all the money, bitches, and attention. Everyone wants to be elliot, he’s unfuckwitable. He’s also a sex lord and can touch a cervix with his tip. Be like elliot.
Man I wanna be like Elliot Grey, he gets all the bitches and money.
When the giver sticks their finger in the receivers butt hole and then sticks their finger in the receivers mouth.
" dude! I went straight ham last night and gave my lady a Rusty Elliot!"
-Dalton
The best friend you will ever have. A cool person, loyal friend, and just awesome in general.
"Dang, Elliot Goodwin is so cool."
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A rule that states there is to be no talking while one is on the toilet, inspired by Elliot Reid of the TV show Scrubs.
Person 1: Why didn't you make coffee for me?
Person 2: I asked and you didn't reply
Person 1: That's because I was on the toilet and you broke the Elliot Rule.
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the incorrect spelling of classic singer/songwriter elliott smith, often used by annoying girls searching desperately for acceptance.
oh em gee i just LAWV elliot smith!
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Donkey Kong in a wig. Likes to snatch little girls, dress them like prostitutes and parade them around in her videos to appeal to the pedophile demographic.
I'm trying to rescue my 8 year old daughter from Missy Elliotts music video but everytime I try to climb this ladder Missy throws barrels at me.
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to be simultaneuosly fat and so annoying that I myself am taking the pains to use the urban dictionary to relieve myself of my anger towards her continous existence and her current inabilty to die
No example exists other than Missy Elliot herself
Small essay on Missy Elliot:
Missy Elliot - all that fat bitch can chat about is her "chubby waist" .. you think i give a shit about that? do i wana hear about her lard? no. and whats that shit about "i got a cute face": she is evidently butters
she has also recently reffered to herself as having "(i got)beyonce hips"; comparing her own body structure to beyonce knowles in the remix of "Touch It" - I am horribly offfended by this claim and was physically sick when I first heard it
In conclusion, Missy Elliot is the shittest rapper ever, she can only talk about sex and her presumably 'buff body' & she's not being ironic either - she actually belives the shit she says. Someone needs to put an end to her vile misogynist 'music' once and for all - YES I am suggesting she be shot the fuck down
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