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Anton

A guy that seems nice at first and is a bit shy, but then turns out to be a pedophile. He tries to sneak into every kindergarten in a 15km radius and then smells the kids feet. Sometimes he also likes to masturbate infront of the kindergarten. Theres a german saying that he became a pedophile, because he bought a magic coat that transformed him into the inconspicuous but dangerous "flying child molester".

Police Officer 1: "There was a call this morning. Someone said there was a guy caught naked in front of the kindergarten."

Police Officer 2: "Seems like a Anton to me."

by _qp23_ November 21, 2021


Anton

Also known as “antoon” “antonie” to his friends but his girlfriend can’t call him that.

Oh my word!!! “Is that a Antonie?”

by FieldGuideGirl101 January 18, 2022


Anton

The name Anton is the name of very handsome men. This name is only for the coolest, and for Thise who are friends with Pål who also is a cool dude.

Dude i Wish i was like Anton hes so cool

by NotAnton November 1, 2019


Anton

A man who is scared to express there feelings..But loves so hard and just wants you as much as other females what him he only wants you and he will do anything to prove that

Her:ppl be telling me stuff
Anton: Talk to me about it so we can figure it out

by Alexizzz December 16, 2020


Anton

A cool guy to hang around with for awhile but he can wear you down and will probably start spamming you on discord or messenger or anything else he can

That Anton keeps calling me

by MegaDudeMan July 23, 2021


Anton

One who is a true connoisseur of weiners and is capable of swallowing them whole, without gagging.

"Did you hear that Weinner Schnitzels went out of business because they unknowingly hired an Anton for night shift and he made all of the product disappear before dawn!"

by ODGumby23 July 11, 2023


Anton

Anton is an Amazing and wonderful Person with an insanely funny sense of Humor, altough it might seem Strange from the outside.
He is the guy every girl can only dream of... Musically Talented, Good at school, has his life together and athletic. God He is athletic asf.
Also pretty Good as a guy bestfriend. He will Stick to you in a quite way because an Anton is shy around people He admires and likes. But dont get an Anton wrong his Feelings are hidden and He will never show his Feelings in public especially when girls are around. But if you get to know him better and maybe end up in a relationship with Anton you can notice that He is a real sweetheart who cares for you like no one can.
So be lucky if you know an Anton and be careful because He is indeed sensitive and you can hurt his Feelings very Bad...
Another thing about Anton is that he is insanely Hot and sexy but He doesnt show off. He is mature and loves the nature and its beauty.
He also dresses quite Good tho He doesnt care about his looks that much.

Dude Have you seen Anton today?

No, who is Anton?

by November 21, 2021