The most severe insult ever, it will kill you, even if not directly said to you. So stay away from any 8 year old kid who plays roblox.
Mom: Husband, go to wor-
Dad: No u
Mom: *severely damaged but manages to whisper* ur auntie a thotty
Dad: Omg *dies and is torn through a loop-hole in space, ripping his body into micro cells, while his soul is ripped from his body ripped from time and existance
The only response to Ur granpap a trap
Person 1: Ur Granpap A Trap
Person 2: Ur Aunti Futanari
*The earth is exploded by the death star*
A hazardous butter business run by Emmalynn Bimbolynn and her son/grandfather/nephew Archibald. Catchy theme tune, horrible side affects.
Seth: Hey, Ben! Have you tried the new blue butter from Auntie Em's Butter?
Ben does not answer, Ben died of kidney stones.
The absolute thing you could say to someone, it is worse than your mom gay, your dad lesbian, your granny tranny, and your grandpap a trap. It causes the receiver of the curse to instantly die.
Guy 1: ur gay
Guy 2: ur mom gay lol
Guy 1: ur dad lesbian
Guy 2: ur granny tranny
Guy 1: ur grandpap a trap
Guy 2: ur aunty haunty
Guy 1: *dies instantly*
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The demeanor of an attractive and sophisticated girl who is more mature than her peers and therefore is desired by boys and men alike
She has the "hot aunty vibe"
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Insult that is only to be used in absolute emergencies, using this phrase will cause a massive singularity, leaving nothing left of this or other possible universes
Bob: Ur mum gay
Jim: Ur dad lesbian
Bob: Ur granny tranny
Jim: Ur sister a mister
Bob: Ur auntie asexual
(Earth is consumed by a massive black hole, which then consumes other planets)
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Verb. Ant-E-Kris-eed
To become outrageously intoxicated at a family function.
Causes: Not standing up until 4 glasses of wine are finished, while drinking in the sun
Symptoms: Laughing and talking at an incredibly high pitch, followed by vomiting before passing out.
She got so Auntie Kriss-ied this weekend that she told her husband she wasn't sure it was forever !
I was so Auntie Kriss-ied last night that I peed in the closet.
You need to relax, you are too Auntie-Kriss-ied right now.
I don't have a job, so I can get Auntie Kriss-ied anytime I feel like it.
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