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the act of bumping your bagel with another bagel.
which can be translated to:
rubbing your vagina against another womans vagina
My girlfriend left me and i caught her bagel bumping with my mom!!
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Someone who, when horny and desperate, uses a bagel (usually microwaved) as a sex toy. They insert their penis into the hole.
'BRB, I'm going to go microwave a bagel and have bagel sex with it.'
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another word for fart. it just sounds funnier
AAHHHH DUDE!!!! that air bagel had some stank on it!
dude when i was taking a crap i made some air bagels
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One who is so toolish they deserve their own fail word.
Wow look at that guy get throwknifed, what a tool bagel!
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A Jew who believes in the oneness of the world's religions.
David is an everything bagel: He was born a Jew but he also honors Jesus, Buddha, Mohammed, Zoroaster, Confucius, Krishna, Mahavira, and the like.
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A Stoner Bagel is a uniquely Canadian treat, raving from the east, possibly originating in Sudbury. It is a common meal usually ordered at a Tim Hortons, while they can still be made at home also. A Stoner Bagel (from my region) consists of an everything bagel (Toasted), herb and garlic cream cheese & bacon (extra is a possibility) This will satisfy the hunger of even the most stoned.
"Yo bud, wanna rip down to Tim's and get some munchies?"
"Oh yeah mate, thinking stoner bagels?"
"Read my mind bud"